HIM
Name: Jack
Age: 40
Occupation: Unemployed, oversized nerd
Likes: comic books, cricket, beer, hammocks
Dislikes: Surprisingly little. Mushrooms. Fascists. Mushrooms, mostly.
HER
Name: Helen
Age: Not 40
Occupation: Unemployed, desperately trying not to turn travelling into a job
Likes: Travel magazines, FPL, gin, being a pen pal to my guide daughter
Dislikes: Missing trains, missing friends